oh my god your emaliam tag is perfect I've been giggling for like half an hour. so cute!!!
Anonymous

friCK UR IN THT TAG 

equiusz:

swaggy

doncasturbate:

*gets emotional over duck boy*

hiszayn replied to your post: my new fave tag 
what will happen when its going to die
DONT

enemaofthestate:

sharonosbourne:

hitlervevo:

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES

im so happy

IT GOT SO BIG

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

lirrylirry:

dont u dare say this isnt hot

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analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike